Mr.Spock is a vulcan and has odd shaped ears, but how many ears does he have?
3
left ear
right ear
and
the final frontier!
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I was asked today in a pub quiz this problem:
Mr.Spock is a vulcan and has odd shaped ears, but how many ears does he have?
3
left ear
right ear
and
the final frontier!
Mr.Spock is a vulcan and has odd shaped ears, but how many ears does he have?
3
left ear
right ear
and
the final frontier!
Q: How many science fiction writers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Two, but it's actually the same person doing it. He went back in time and met himself in the doorway and then the first one sat on the other one's shoulder so that they were able to reach it. Then a major time paradox occurred and the entire room, lightbulb, changer and all was blown out of existence. They co-existed in a parallel universe, though. boom boom!!
A: Two, but it's actually the same person doing it. He went back in time and met himself in the doorway and then the first one sat on the other one's shoulder so that they were able to reach it. Then a major time paradox occurred and the entire room, lightbulb, changer and all was blown out of existence. They co-existed in a parallel universe, though.
boom boom!!
TOP TEN BUMPER STICKERS ON THE U.S.S. ENTERPRISE (TNG)
1. "Wesley On Board!"
2. "We brake for cubes!"
3. "Have you hugged a Ferengi today?"
4. "If you can read this...don't you think you're a wee bit too close?"
5. "CAUTION...We have a trigger happy Klingon at tactical."
6. "Zero to Warp 9.7 in 13 seconds!"
7. "Guns don't kill people...Class 2 Phasers do!"
8. "HONK if you've kissed Commander Riker!"
9. "One photon torpedo can ruin your whole day...think about it"
10. "Our other starship separates into 3 pieces!"
1. "Wesley On Board!"
2. "We brake for cubes!"
3. "Have you hugged a Ferengi today?"
4. "If you can read this...don't you think you're a wee bit too close?"
5. "CAUTION...We have a trigger happy Klingon at tactical."
6. "Zero to Warp 9.7 in 13 seconds!"
7. "Guns don't kill people...Class 2 Phasers do!"
8. "HONK if you've kissed Commander Riker!"
9. "One photon torpedo can ruin your whole day...think about it"
10. "Our other starship separates into 3 pieces!"
TOP 20 USES FOR DATA'S DETACHED HEAD
1. Prove to insurance company he died so crew can collect on his life insurance policy
2. Use as nutcracker at Christmas time
3. Donate to Starfleet Academy to be head of the class
4. Centerpiece in Ten Forward buffet
5. Keep Worf's coffee table from shaking
6. Two words: tether ball
7. Trade to Ferengi for Star Trek Hologram cards
8. Send to Starfleet Android research center so they can get "ahead" in research
9. Decorative air filter in picard's fish tank
10. Send to doctor that killed Crystalline entity as gag gift
11. Scare Alexander into doing chores
12. Entertaining kids in day care puppet show
13. Footstool for Captain's chair
14. Lawn decoration in Arboreteum
15. Prop open doors for maintenance crews
16. Scare blind students in Braille class
17. Replace Troi's broken Chia Pet
18. Hood ornament for Shuttle craft
19. The ball in Parisis' Squares
20. Combination paperweight/stapler for Picard's desk
1. Prove to insurance company he died so crew can collect on his life insurance policy
2. Use as nutcracker at Christmas time
3. Donate to Starfleet Academy to be head of the class
4. Centerpiece in Ten Forward buffet
5. Keep Worf's coffee table from shaking
6. Two words: tether ball
7. Trade to Ferengi for Star Trek Hologram cards
8. Send to Starfleet Android research center so they can get "ahead" in research
9. Decorative air filter in picard's fish tank
10. Send to doctor that killed Crystalline entity as gag gift
11. Scare Alexander into doing chores
12. Entertaining kids in day care puppet show
13. Footstool for Captain's chair
14. Lawn decoration in Arboreteum
15. Prop open doors for maintenance crews
16. Scare blind students in Braille class
17. Replace Troi's broken Chia Pet
18. Hood ornament for Shuttle craft
19. The ball in Parisis' Squares
20. Combination paperweight/stapler for Picard's desk
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