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Ogre
Has anyone else caught this offering ? She who must be obeyed is facinated. It's set in 'everyday' houses where people are having problems. But sooooooooooooooooooo formulaic it's already driving me potty. The script is as follows.

1. Narrator introduces family and problem they have.

2. Shots of tearful family and brief tale of how their all frightened of the dark stranger on the stairs.. (TRY LOCKING YOUR FRONT DOOR wink.gif )

3. Extra Large Medium walks around and sagely announces.. Yes, there is a presence. Then, doesn't expand but for some reason gives an explanation about psycometry huh.gif huh.gif

4. Investigator sets up some experiments.

5. Professional sceptic sits outside in mobile home watching events on a monitor and rubs chin in wise fashion.

6. Medium and investigator hold 'vigil' (which involves sitting around in complete darkness with the family for obligatory weird low light shots).

7. Family member freaks and hides in van with sceptic.

8. The Medium says a prayer of clearing and the family move back in, no re-occurrences. Nowt...

Sigh.......

Ogre
Dax
same old same old then biggrin.gif
Ogre
Tosh n' Toot.

Ogre
Eckie
Yes it is tedious, I think that most of the families don't really think they have a haunted house, they just want to get on the tv. Its like those 'help us find a house' progs, they seem to be full of people with plenty of cash and time. Whats the problem?
Bring in Mr Kiora to liven things up..........
Ogre
Hmmm... We did say at the end, if they wanted some really haunted houses we could tell them a few stories. As we said that the whole of the ground floor of our house was filled with the smell of freshly opened rolling or pipe tobacco. huh.gif

None of us smoke.

Funky stuff....

Ogre
Eckie
Ogre its a good thing that your ghost didn't smoke spliffs, try explaining the smell to the local constabulary biggrin.gif
Dax
QUOTE (Eckie @ Mar 3 2006, 06:59 PM)
Ogre its a good thing that your ghost didn't smoke spliffs, try explaining the smell to the local constabulary  biggrin.gif
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