Ok, lemme see if I have this correct. every 500 years a great serpent has the chance of being rewarded and becoming a celestial Dragon. However. If a good Dragon Ascends it protects the Universe.. If a bad Dragon should ascend it would destroy the world... (anyone catch the basic flaw there?)

500 years ago the vessel that upgrades the Serpent to Dragon status topped herself (along with her defender) in order to thwart the evil dragon. Now. 500years later everyone has been reborn and things once again are coming to a head.

No spoilers. Just a hilarious no brainer. This is a visual treat, the kind of thing HD was made for. It may be cheesy but its classy cheese (like some hard to pronounce oozy thing compared to a cheeslet... Maybe even a Lancre Blue).

If you can borrow it do so. If you have a monthly rental package, get it. If like me you had to buy it. Kick back with some eats and booze and enjoy with a few friends... Laugh Out Loud hilarity... (Watch the little old lady trying to follow the villan. Nearly had to go and change)

Ogre

sounds like my kind of sat evening film
will look out for it as you do recommennd some good viewings